Mantis fights Dog


Dog: What? You want to challenge me? You think you know Kung Fu now after watching Kung Fu Panda?

 

Dog: you are a little bit too close now little buddy, don’t say that I didn’t warn you….

 

Dog: Nice Mantis jabs you got over there, but people don’t call me No Shadow Dog for no reason!!

 

Dog: You see these sharp teeth? You better watch out for them! I grew up with Purina Dog Chow! It keeps my muscle and teeth strong!

 

Dog: Oh my gosh, You are better than I thought, we will call it a tie this time. But next time you will lose for sure!

:-O

 

 
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