Hi there, my name is Bob and that is my wife Jane standing on my back. You may be wondering why is she on my back. Because she told me that she doesn’t want to get her feet wet that’s why. I pretty much have to take her every where like this. Can you believe that? She is like a completely different duck after we got married. What kind of a duck doesn’t like to get her feet wet? Enjoy your single life while you still can my friend.